So Tuesday morning i woke up with a weird pain in my chest. I felt it and found a marble sized lump that was very extremely painful. This stupid little lump immediately freaked me out. I totally thought cancer! I was so so scared. Well i told myself i was being irrational and calmed down a little bit. Mom came home, i had her feel this stupid little bump. Well she freaked out, which made me freak out again, and it was just a big hot mess. So my mom called the doctor and we made an appointment for that afternoon.
Well the doctor was really nice. She was super awesome and totally calmed me down. She told me that since it hurt it most likely wasn't cancer, which was a HUGE relief and she told me that i should get an ultra sound so they can know what this dumb little thing is. She also checked my back (for those who don't know my body is at war with itself and my back hates me) and told me my spine is curved really bad. So she also suggested I get an xray.
So today my awkward adventures started in the waiting room of the radiologist. They called out my name and what i was there for, so I stand up and everyone looked at me. They were totally all thinking: ultrasound+plus teenage girl= TEEN PREGNANCY! i wanted to say really loud, "Ya ultrasound on my BREAST LUMP" geez people! Seriously?!
And the ultrasound lady barely spoke english. So she asked me if it still hurt, which it does. So she nods and goes on like she respects that. Then she pulls out that demon paddle thing and basically stabs me with it. For like 10 minutes she pressed the dumb little paddle with NASTY gel crap into my painful bumb. I wanted to yell HELLO!?! IT FREAKIN HURTS! Can't you hear my little gasps and whimpers. Gah idiots!
Then with the xray, i was put into a freakin gown that i could've fit 8 of me into. It seriously did nothing for me. Aren't they supposed to cover me up? I'm pretty sure they aren't supposed to FALL OFF ME! At least the guy taking the xrays was nice. But still i had to retie the only 2 little ties on the circus tent like a bazillion times.
Ya so I won't have results for anything for a few days maybe weeks. Crossing my fingers it's nothing serious. And i also have to make an appointment for a spine specialist because, oh ya, on top of everything else, my spine is in the shape of a HUGE "s".
Ya i'm all messed up, didn't cha know?
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